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FUNCTION FACTORY PERFORMANCE PRESENTS

APRIL FOOLS!

🚨 PRODUCTS WE'RE GLAD DON'T EXIST 🚨

Every year, the automotive industry "releases" products that make us question everything. Here are this year's best (worst?) fake drops.

See The "Products" ↓
🧢 100% CAP
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MOTUL PERFORMANCE FLUIDS
BLINKER FLUID
$49.99 $69.99
⚠️ CRITICAL MAINTENANCE

MOTUL
BLINKER FLUID

Motul is the leader in fluids for all performance vehicles. Make sure you use Motul Blinker Fluid for maximum signal performance. Recommended change interval: every 10,000 blinks.

BMW OWNERS: "WHAT'S A BLINKER?" 🤷
✨ Premium Synthetic 🌡️ All-Weather Formula 🏎️ Track Tested
🚀 ENGINEERING BREAKTHROUGH

HRE "SUS"
WHEELS

SPOKE UNDULATION SYSTEM™

The world's first Spoke Undulation System wheels from HRE. An engineering first that nobody asked for! Features revolutionary wavy spoke technology for... reasons.

THESE WHEELS ARE
📮 SUS 📮

* May cause your car to be ejected from car meets

* Balancing not included (or possible)

AMOGUS
🛞
HRE PERFORMANCE WHEELS
"SUS" SERIES
$4,200.69 per wheel
🔥 HOT DROP
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VORSTEINER AERO
GRILLE DELETE
$2,499.00
✨ TOURING EDITION

VORSTEINER
GRILLE DELETE

Enthusiasts from around the world have inspired Vorsteiner to take the next leap in innovation. Introducing the Carbon Aero Grille Delete Touring Edition. Less is more. Way less.

MECHANIC: "YOUR ENGINE NEEDS AIRFLOW"

ME:
🙈
🏋️ -0.5 lbs 🌡️ +50°F Engine Temp 🔥 Guaranteed Overheat
🧪 SCIENCE, PROBABLY

ADAMS
TRIFECTA

THE ONLY PRODUCT YOU'LL EVER NEED™

This revolutionary 3-in-1 formula will be the only product you'll ever need for your vehicle. Cleans, protects, and... does other stuff. Trust us bro.

DETAILERS WITH 47 DIFFERENT PRODUCTS:
😤 🤬 💢
* Does not actually replace any of your 47 products
3-IN-1
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ADAM'S POLISHES
TRIFECTA FORMULA
$29.99
⚠️ PLOT TWIST ⚠️

WAIT...
THIS ONE'S REAL

🤯 NOT A JOKE 🤯
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MILLTEK TESLA EXHAUST
ACTIVE SOUND CONTROL

Active Sound (ASU) from Milltek Sport is an innovative solution to enable user-controllable exhaust sound on EVs, hybrids, and diesels. Yes, you can make your Tesla sound like a V8.

TESLA OWNERS FINALLY UNDERSTANDING
WHY WE LOVE EXHAUST NOTES:
🥹👉👈
🛒 THIS IS REAL - BUY IT

BONUS MEMES 🎁

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MECHANIC: "YOUR MUFFLER BEARINGS NEED REPLACING"
NEW ENTHUSIASTS: 😰📝
🏪
ASKING AUTOZONE FOR
HEADLIGHT FLUID
EMPLOYEE: 🗿
💡
WHEN YOUR CAR HAS 500HP BUT YOUR TIRES ARE FROM WALMART
🛞💨➡️🌳
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HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

Now go buy some REAL parts that actually make sense.
We promise these ones exist... probably. 😏

🛒 SHOP REAL PRODUCTS
FROM EVERYONE AT FUNCTION FACTORY PERFORMANCE 🧡