April 28, 2021
2021 has been insane, to say the least, but for once, I think we have everything under control. It was met with some extreme highs and […]
December 29, 2020
I want to give special thanks to all of Function Factory Performance’s employees and contractors that have put forth sweat equity, more than enough hours, and […]
November 14, 2020
It’s been a “hot” minute since I’ve written a blog. As my good friend Hugh told me, “Never say you’re busy”. But unfortunately, I cannot hide […]
November 11, 2020
In a quiet neighborhood harbored a boy that would spend hours in front of his dad’s brand new Toshiba projection TV. Weekends were for yelling at […]
August 27, 2020
Things have been moving at an alarming rate and I’m here to update you on the madness that has ensued. I promise you, everything is well […]
July 21, 2020
It’s been 84 years since I could smell the fresh paint.. oh the wrong event. But seriously, it’s been almost 11 months since our adventure to […]
July 2, 2020
The stimulus check was a blessing in disguise. This gave us the ability to generate new customers with more ads and put in place an infrastructure […]
June 21, 2020
What a wild 3 weeks it has been at the Factory. In that short amount of time, we’ve moved into a new facility located at 16443 […]
June 8, 2020
I can’t tell you how freaking excited I personally am to even remotely say that Function Factory Performance owns this truck. This is seriously a dream […]